How to tie a tie.

Not too hard.

1. First you want to put the thing around your neck, making sure the fat end is longer than the skinny end.
2. Take the fat end and cross it over the skinny end.
3. Wrap the fat end under the skinny end so it comes back on top again.
4. Wrap it a second time, but when it comes on top, pull the fat end through the hole you have made.
5. Tighten by pulling on the skinny end.
6. If the tail is too long, but the tie length just right, you can always tuck it in your pants or shirt, or start again making the skinny end even shorter for a shorter tail, and longer tie face.

Good luck! And go be fancy.