Reaper Gameplay (2) Screamers

My lack of skill is evident in this video far more painfully than the last Reaper Gameplay.

My button pushing skills are lacking and it never occurred to me to let the automatic kill do its job.

After dying THAT many times, I've learned my lesson.

Let the auto-kill do what's it made to do. Kill auto <--check it out! It's a word and I spelled it right the first time.

Also. Those screamer things. Yeah.

Does anyone remember this movie?

In the video I say the 90's, but it's most obviously NOT from the 90's. Even when I said it I knew it was wrong. This baby was from the 30's and those monster things Barnabey had under his thumb scared me to death! Not to mention those three little pigs, but I liked the movie. Especially with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy (two of the best comedians of their time).

Anyway. These were the guys I was talking about that the screamers reminded me of.

Right?! *Shivers*. You won't see me visiting this page very often.

Thank goodness for those toy soldiers... is it wrong that I kind of had a thing for them even though they're toys?

You like how this gameplay post turned into a rant about Babes in Toyland?

Yay for auto-kill!!!

How To: Manage the Extreme Period

Most of us have been there...

Cramping, bloating, fatigue...those are pretty common.

But only some of us have had to endure this: cramping, bloating, fatigue, contractions, diarrhea, vomiting, cold sweats, chills, and other horrors.

Yes. This happens.

Why?

It seems those of us that experience the Extreme Period, are lacking in calcium.

What did I do to fix this?

I got vitamins with tons of calcium in them.

Now I'm not a doctor, and this isn't to say that this will fix you like it did me (because it did), but it's a ray of hope. Maybe, if you're like me, you're just lacking calcium. The life giver. Maybe this will help.

It might not...

You can get Alive just about anywhere you can get vitamins.

If it doesn't help, and maybe even if it does, go see a doctor.

Even if you're scared of them...like me.

Good luck!

Believe in you my friends!

How To Pronounce: Agnes

This is something people actually look up. So here you go name lovers.

How to pronounce Agnes!

"AAg-ness".

Done!

How To Take A Screenshot On Mac

Super easy you guys!

Here we go.

All you have to do is hold down:

• Command
• Shift
• 4
• Drag your mouse to select what you want to capture
• Let go!

There you have it. All done.

If you select an area you don't want, you can press esc, or right click for the cursor to let go without taking a picture.

That's it!

Always believe in you, my friends!

REAPER: Van Is Dead!

My little brothers have been begging me to play videogames forever. I'm not much of a gamer. I mostly stick with GuildWars2, and will sometimes play a console game.

Now I have a list to go through, and the first one so far, Reaper, is pretty good!

You play as a little ninja man with a sword whose living in what is reminiscent of the Spanish coming in to invade Central America. What YOU are, I don't know. But you look pretty cool...in a kind of adorable cute sort of way.

My favorite part about this game is that it lets me role play as my dark side without going overboard, giving me the choice to demand more money from the poor old man I help, or killing the helpful aboriginal man, despite the fact you're supposed to be a hero...hmmm. Sounds a bit like Fable, but way more sarcastic. At least it is in my own mind.

*Insert evil laugh here*...

My favorite conversation so far...

"Who are you under that cloak?"

Options:

"Just a guy with a sword."

or...

"DEATH!"

I obviously chose Death. And then I killed the dude, who even though was bleeding out, was still very helpful...

Until he was dead all the way!

Despite the option to release your inner demon (there is the option to be nice too), it's a fairly clean, and innocent game. Unlike the graphic crazy stuff that's out there...and I sometimes enjoy...

Anyway. That's my bit on it. I'll probably play it again when I have the time.

Always believe in you, my friends!

How to tie a tie.

Not too hard.

1. First you want to put the thing around your neck, making sure the fat end is longer than the skinny end.
2. Take the fat end and cross it over the skinny end.
3. Wrap the fat end under the skinny end so it comes back on top again.
4. Wrap it a second time, but when it comes on top, pull the fat end through the hole you have made.
5. Tighten by pulling on the skinny end.
6. If the tail is too long, but the tie length just right, you can always tuck it in your pants or shirt, or start again making the skinny end even shorter for a shorter tail, and longer tie face.

Good luck! And go be fancy.

This Dog Won't Go Potty Without A What?!

We have three dogs, only one of which is mine. Lancelot. The handsome Australian shepherd in the video above, whom I named during my King Arthur faze when that movie came out in 2004. Give me a break, I was 14. The golden retriever is my brother's (who lives in Oregon right now), and the black one is the last two's baby, my sister's dog (also in Oregon), Ember. We got her before the ladies were fixed. My dog's still a man.

They're great dogs. Ember stalks me Juvia style as if I were Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail. Not even kidding. In fact, because she's a dog, and doesn't have to practice discretion at any time, it's worse. Lance is super sweet and cute, and very protective. And then there's Scout...

We love Scout. She's beautiful, barks at her food, loves to go for car rides, and sometimes likes sleeping in my room.

There's just one thing. The lady WILL NOT STEP OUTSIDE WITHOUT A BABYSITTER. I don't know why this is, or what it's all about. I mean. It's not like there are any werewolves out there. This is California. If she needs to be worried about anything it would be a chupacabra...er...I mean, coyote?

Anyway. This is a problem. It's nice to just be able to open up the backdoor, and let them loose to do there thing without having to stand there and watch. Except...she won't go if you don't go with her. Im totally serious. She will hold it 'till she can't hold it no more. And even if the door is wide open, she will choose to poop in the den in front of the door, before stepping a foot outside without someone there for her.

I get it. We all have our phobias. Mine's Jim Henson puppets (not Muppets. For some reason they don't bother me). I can't watch The Never Ending Story, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal etc... without totally freaking out. Even mentioning them in this post is causing my heart rate to get a little uncomfortable. So moving on...

Actually, that's it. Ha ha.

Well here. Try a Dog Owner's Boot Camp...sounds like a Cesar thing, yeah? Or this one, The Dog Training System. And while you're at it, make some Healthy Dog Food. Homemade style. They'll love you.

Always believe in you, my friends!